I know you're waiting for communion and end of year dance show pics, and they are coming. But, I just had to show you this. Rather stupidly, I decided to clean out the garden shed today. Well, it was 30°+ and the shed has a metal door and no window, when I came across this
I think it is a European Rhinoceros Beetle or Oryctes nasicornis. If you know differently, please let me know.