There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?

Actually it's a mouse in the logburner.

Or should that be two?

There are in fact three - but you know - never work with children and animals applies especially to photography.  

It proved impossible to photograph them through the front glass, so what's a girl to do but open the door.

Fortunately, this one went back inside and they can't actually exit the log burner.  I'm hoping that they will exit the way they came in, but if they keep getting fed hamster food, I can't see that happening too soon.  Got to love animal loving girlies!